Dating: you beast!  we are not friends.

School:  ugh.  less than 6 months, and then I'm dunzo, for nowzo, and that's enoughzo.

Truly, I don't know what else to say. I'm dating, so THAT'S the worst.  The guy that I have been smitten with for two weeks pulled a disappearing act- as they do, so that's the worst.  Why would you possibly leave me in the dust?  My brain is meaner than you will ever be, and I will think up a thousand things that I did wrong that made you disappear.

I've been dating for a thousand years.  At this point, I can only conclude that it is something about myself.  right?  I mean, ugh.